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The Lake House
(PG)
A young man and woman (he's living in 2004 and she in 2006) engage
in a romance through a series of letters that mysteriously appear in
a lake house mailbox. I was amazed that this film seemed to use
robotic mannequins for the lead characters until, after a few
scenes, I realized that it was Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. I
have always enjoyed romantic time travel films (1979's Time After
Time is a favorite of mine) and though I probably wouldn't have cast
them, Reeves and Bullock manage to pull it off. Directed by
Alejandro Agresti. 105 minutes.
 
Lantana (R)
A 1969 appearance at Woodstock, and the hit single "Black Magic Woman" would have
been enough. But when guitarist/founder Carlos Lantana won that Grammy in 1999, oh
wait. No.........Great Aussie psychological thriller. One of those films where a
bunch of strangers' lives intersect. Plenty of well written sub-plots too! After a
bunch of cheesy roles over the years, Anthony LaPaglia, looking very much like a
poor man's Baldwin brother, gets a great part and makes the most of it. Take a
break from the mainstream and enjoy one of the best movies out there right now.
Also starring Geoffrey Rush and Barbara Hershey. 120 minutes.

The Last Castle (R)
There's nothing like a military prison movie to pass the time. Robert Redford
(Butch Cassidy
And The Sundance Kid) is an imprisoned three-star general and James Gandolfini (The Sopranos)
is his evil warden in the interesting but flawed The Last Castle. Gandolfini's
character is morally corrupt. But are we supposed to cheer when Redford's character organizes
the other inmates, who are mostly convicted former military drug dealers and thugs, in a
prison revolt? These are American soldiers that the inmates are fighting! The revolt itself
is very exciting but this film sends mixed messages regarding patriotism, duty and morality.
The Shawshank Redemption is still the finest prison movie ever made. Old generals never die
but their privates do.
Last Days (R)
Loosely based on the life of Kurt Cobain. Gus Van Sant's (Finding
Forester, Good Will Hunting) Last Days reminded me of
1979's The Rose which was loosely based on the life of Janis
Joplin. Except in The Rose we see Bette Midler's character's
talent and charisma. In Last Days, Blake (Michael Pitt), a
drug addled, mentally ill pretty boy exhibits no worthy qualities. I
suppose we are to assume that he has simply lost some great gift.
Instead of being a sympathetic character, Blake comes off as a
pathetic, self indulgent butt-head. 97 minutes.

Last Holiday
(PG13)
A shy woman (Queen Latifah) decides to live it up after she is told
that she has a month to live. This sweet story is poisoned by a
lousy screenplay that features scenes populated with stereotypical
characters trudging through second rate sit-com situations. Also
starring Timothy Hutton and LL Cool J. 112 minutes.

The Last Kiss
(R)
With a baby on the way and marriage on the horizon, a young
architect's (Zach Braff) fling with a pretty college student has
disastrous consequences. Advertised as a comedy/drama, this film
explores love, honesty and commitment and is quite serious, with a
few laughs and some graphic sex thrown in to "keep it real" as the
kids like to say. Braff's 2004 film Garden State touched on
similar themes but was far better. Also starring Jacinda Barrett as
Jenna, Braff's fiancée, Rachel Bilson, Casey Affleck, Tom Wilkinson
and Blythe Danner. Canadian actress Rachel McAdams was originally
cast as Jenna but had to bow out. Too bad because she's terrific.
115 minutes.

The Last Waltz (PG)
In 1976, one of America's greatest rock bands, The Band, decided to quit performing live concerts.
They figured that it would be a great idea to film one final show at San
Francisco's Winterland Arena. Many
friends were invited to sit in. The resulting documentary, The Last Waltz, has been described as a combination Irish Wake and New Orleans Funeral.
It has just been released on DVD and is in a handful of theaters. Judging by the audience size
(me and one other guy) it won't be in theaters for long. That's too bad because this movie is
thoroughly entertaining. I laughed, cried and got quite involved. It was easy to dismiss this film
when it was released in 1978. The Band had already self destructed. Victims of the road, internal
squabbles and substance abuse, the various members needed to get away from each other. Musical
tastes were changing. The Band was seen as an anachronism. Singer-songwriters (Jackson Browne,
Joni Mitchell, et al) were all the rage. Disco, punk and hip-hop were about to emerge. This
changing musical landscape, as Anthony DeCurtis of Rolling Stone Magazine wrote "made The Band's
sepia-tinted chronicles of rural America seem fussy and
old-fashioned." Watching and listening to these performances again in 2002 made me realize
just how lucky we were to have a group like The Band. Songs like "It Makes No
Difference," "Ophelia," "The Shape I'm In" and "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" still sparkle
like jewels. The featured guests range from first-rate (Van Morrison's "Caravan") to throw away
(Paul Butterfield's "Mystery Train") but none of them overstay their welcome. Rick
Danko, Levon
Helm, Garth Hudson, Richard Manuel and Robbie Robertson are the true stars of the show. I miss
them. Also starring Eric Clapton, Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan, Emmylou Harris, Joni Mitchell,
Larry Packer (Hair Of The Dog),The Staples Singers, Ringo Starr, Muddy Waters, Ron Wood,
Neil Young and Martin Scorsese. 117 minutes.

Layer Cake (R)
Violent British organized crime story in the tradition of Lock,
Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. The protagonist is well
dressed, smart and cool. He wants to retire but "they keep pulling
him back in." If this all sounds a little familiar, you are correct.
Very well done but extremely derivative. 110 minutes.

Legally Blonde (PG13)
Nashville native Reese Witherspoon is pretty in pink but without Molly Ringwald's taste.
She's also intelligently clueless but lack's Alicia Silverstone's insight. What we are left
with is a pleasant comedy with a few laughs and a courtroom finish with no drama or suspense.
Rent the superior Election to see Witherspoon at her best.
The Legend Of Zorro
(PG)
A repugnant blend of Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Batman
and "The Wild Wild West". The year is 1850 and The Republic Of
California is on the verge of statehood. Some very bad men, allied
with The Confederate States, have developed nitro glycerin. They
plan to blow up a bunch of stuff in order to keep California out of
the Union, thereby preserving a southern power advantage and
ensuring slavery and unhealthy cooking for years to come. Can Zorro
stop them? This film has a plethora of explosions, gun battles,
sword fights, chases and winking at the camera. Every time Zorro
fights with his sword, his enemy's guns seem to magically disappear.
Long and stupid. Starring Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones and
Adrian Alonzo. 129 minutes.

Life As A House (R)
Kevin Kline (French Kiss, A Fish Called Wanda) stars as a cancer victim who's final wishes
are to build a house and to win the respect and maybe even the love of his teen-aged son in
Life As A House. The story touches on (I'm not kidding) terminal illness, love, hate,
human contact, drug abuse, dysfunctional families, sexual promiscuity, divorce, drunken
driving, spousal abuse, homosexual prostitution, endangering the welfare of a child, anger in
the workplace, self-esteem, coming of age, zoning laws, cliff diving and redemption. These
issues are unfortunately handled in a made for TV kind of a way. Both Kline and Kristin Scott
Thomas (pick TWO names honey) who plays his ex-wife, are excellent, but they are not quite
able to rise above the material that they are given to work with. With some editing, this
will be a very good tear-jerker on commercial television. If you like that kind of thing, I
suggest that you wait. Also, starring as Mrs. Robinson, Mary Steerburger.
The Life Of David Gale (R)
A reporter (Kate Winslet) is sent to Texas' death row to interview a man (Kevin Spacey)
who is awaiting execution for the murder of a friend (Laura Linney). During the course
of their conversations she becomes convinced that he is innocent. This film has gotten
horrible reviews and Ms. Linney has taken an unfair media beating for exposing her less
than perfect body. Have you seen those naked photos of Roger Ebert that are floating
through cyberspace? Despite some occasional overacting by Winslet this is a good film
with a great twist. 145 minutes.

Life Or Something Like It (PG13)
Lanie Kerigan (Angelina Jolie) is a pretty and highly organized on-air local news
personality. Pete (Edward Burns) is a handsome free-spirit who is Lanie's photog
(camera person). Lanie is up for a promotion that could move her from her Seattle
affiliate to the network in New York. And this just in: Street prognosticator Prophet
Jack (Tony Shaloub), who seems to be able to accurately predict everything from sports
scores to plane crashes, has a vision that Lanie will die in a week. Will Lanie get
the job? Will Pete teach Lanie how to wake up and smell the latte? Will Lanie check
out? Like most romantic comedies, Life Or Something Like It is
goofy, preposterous
and sappy. Is it just me or do Ms. Jolie's lips seem to get bigger and more chapped
as she gets older? Also starring Stockyard Channing. 104 minutes.
Little Miss Sunshine
(R)
Seven year old Olive Hoover is entered into a children's beauty
pageant held in Redondo Beach, California. She and her dysfunctional
family pile into their old Volkswagen hippie bus and begin a
hilarious journey from their home in Albuquerque. Pitifully
overmatched by the other Jon-Benet Ramsey clones, Olive is tested by
both the pageant and her bickering family. Don't miss this one.
Starring Greg Kinnear (The Matador, Auto Focus, Sabrina),
Steve Carell (The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Bewitched),
Alan Arkin (Slums Of Beverly Hills, The In-Laws, Catch 22)
and Toni Collette (About A Boy, The Sixth Sense, Muriel's Wedding).
103 minutes.
 
The Longest Yard
(PG13)
A disgraced former pro quarterback (Adam Sandler) is sent to a Texas
prison. The warden (James Cromwell) directs his new guest to
assemble an all inmate football team for a tune-up game against his
semi-pro prison guard squad. Lame remake of the classic 1974 film.
Exactly what you would expect if The Longest Yard was made
now. The cast includes many current big names from pro football, pro
wrestling, rap and sports journalism. Sandler's performance is not
exactly memorable. The jokes and gags are strictly lowest common
denominator. In other words, 2005's The Longest Yard will
most likely be a hit. Also starring Burt Reynolds and Chris Rock.
113 minutes.

Lord Of The Rings:
The Fellowship Of The Ring (PG13)
Truly great sets, casting, locations and photography punctuate this captivating film.
The
Fellowship Of The Ring, which tells a timeless story of the corrupting power of evil,
is the first of three already completed movies based on J.R.R. Tolkein's
The Lord Of
The Rings trilogy. It makes me wish that I had really read them like I was supposed
to in Miss DiNova's 10th grade literature class. Ian McKellen is a most commanding
presence as Gandalf, and how great is Cate Blanchette as Galadriel the elf queen? She
is so different from project to project that most people don't even know who she is.
That's what I call range, baby! Fellowship is not to be missed by any fan of
action/fantasy/sci-fi films. It ranks just below the mother of all movies of this
genre, Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Also starring Elijah Wood, Liv Tyler
(That Thing
You Do), Christopher Lee, Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen. Bring your jammies and a
toothbrush. 180 minutes.

Lord Of The Rings: Two Towers (PG13)
Wow. Two Towers, the second installment of the Lord Of The Rings
trilogy (they may make four) is even better than the first, albeit much more violent.
These films are sort of a combination of
The Wizard Of Oz, Braveheart and Raiders Of The Lost
Ark. Enough said. Starring Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen and Eiijah Wood (Have you
seen him on a talk show? He takes himself sooooo seriously). Bring your jammies and a
teethbrush. 179 minutes.
 
The Lost City
(R)
As Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry Callahan used to say, "A man's gotta
know his limitations." When a select few Hollywood actors reach a
point in their career where their fame and wealth allow them to,
many produce and or direct and star in a pet project. Eastwood has
succeeded many times, scoring with great films like 1995's The
Bridges Of Madison County and 2004's Million Dollar Baby.
Other stars have not done as well. Remember Warren Beatty's 1995
snoozer Reds, the story of two really good looking people and
how The Russian Revolution affected their sex lives? And who will ever
forget Kevin Costner's 1995 disaster (literally) Waterworld?
Former heartthrob Andy Garcia produces, directs and stars in this
drawn-out turkey set in pre-revolutionary Cuba. The musicians,
soldiers, rebels, family and lovers and their dialogue and sets all
seem unnatural. Bill Murray plays "The Writer" and every time his
mouth opens you want to laugh out loud and not in a good way. Even
Garcia's presentation of Cuban nightclub entertainment is wrong.
It's used gratuitously and even manages to become boring. The
Lost City is one big, long disappointment. The one bright spot
is the casting of Jason Bateman as Fidel Castro. Who ever knew that
Castro was such an accomplished song and dance man and so popular
with the ladies? Also starring Dustin Hoffman as Meyer Lansky. 143
minutes of my life that I will never get back.
Lucky Number Sleven
(R)
About 50 minutes in, I was not happy. Sleven really really
wants to be Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs or any number
of contemporary quirky organized crime films. Too much gratuitous
violence and macho posturing already. Josh Hartnett and Lucy Liu
making flippy-floppy almost caused me to throw up. Despite the
contrived romance and the film's derivative nature, the ending is
quite clever and spelled out in such a way that even a moron can
understand and appreciate it. Also Starring Sir Ben Kingsley, Sir
Morgan Freeman, Sir Bruce Willis and Sir Jerry Mathers as The
Beaver. 109 minutes.

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